I’m keeping this short–
–because I’m just too flipping giddy to think straight. Seriously, I tried writing a little bit tonight and everything came out as giggles and happy dances. And fart jokes. Because there’s always room for a fart joke.
Anyway, my big fat birthday news is…
No. Not that. It’s this:
I HAVE AN AGENT!!!!!
I accepted an offer of representation from the amazing Uwe Stender. I can’t tell you how excited I am about this. Because telling can be a no-no. So instead, I’ll show you.
I’m this excited:
Times ten! Or a hundred!! Probably more like a thousand!!!
And as soon as I calm down enough to stop using all the exclamation points, I’ll write up the whole story in full detail.
But right now, a cozy spot on the couch right beside Jackie with a DVR full of catch-up programs is calling.